So there we were, right after the video analysis, 11 of us, www.andrazzan.com team and 8 students, all powered up with nothing but positive feedback about our daily windsurf performance, ready to go to Skala Eressos, the source of all lesbians.
Catching a ride for 11 people in Sigri did not seem as easy at the beginning. Taxi would had charged us 60€ both ways and there is only one local taxi. Hristos, the Sunset Bar owner, the bar were we have our daily video analysis, said he knows the taxi driver, but he does not know where he is now. And we would need at least 3 taxis. Hmmm. So Nejc had this great idea: in the land of pick-ups we should get a pick-up. And it proved to be a smart idea. Hristos called Adonis, a friend (out of season Sigri has 350 inhabitants) with a big Japanese pick-up. When our two girls heard his name imagination started to sparkle, eyes were becoming brighter,... However this time Nomen est Omen was all about the inside. Adonis is, as we found out during that evening and following days, very friendly and very nice, a good driver and a specialist of the local peculiarities.
After Adonis found out we would like to go to the world known 11th in the row lesbian festival, he said we are leaving in 15 minutes as he has to take a shower. That looked promising! But as we did not eat our dinner yet, we were all a bit grungy at the time. Maybe also because the 15 minutes greek time was 30 minutes on our watches.
And then he came, we jumped on the pick-up and off to Sigri we went. There is 30km of windycurvy tarmac road or 12km of dirt road. Adonis chose the dirt road and in half an hour we were in Eressos. First dinner time. The majority agreed on gyros pita and Mythos, the Greek beer. You can never miss with gyros pita in Greece. Of course there are differences, they go from OK to excellent. Never had a bad gyros pita in Greece. But whoever was in Vassiliki would agree with me that you get the best ones at Yiannis Gyros stand.
With our bellies full, Adonis took us around Skala Eressos. It was the last day of the (officially called) International Erresos Women's Festival and at least I was expecting parties all over the town and music and... Nothing! OK, the festival lasts for a month, maybe they got tired of partying the whole time. Weird though. So we decided to go for a drink. The bar which had a bit more customers (out of a at least a dozen bar on the sea front) was supposed to be a lesbian bar. Good. So we will finally meet the lesbians. Adonis said there are around 200 (100 couples) who live in Eressos through out the year.
So now, hear this theory: these 200 stationary lesbians are so called Keepers of the Lesbian Source Code. Mhm! You do not mess with the source code guardians. They will defend it with their life. Once a year lesbians do come to this small town on Lesvos island and have their parties, they meet and they mate. And than they go home and have their puppies. The secret ingredient for them to have children is the Source Code.
The theory goes on saying once they have puppies they secretly infiltrate them among other population as it is known that kids can not develop emotionally in a homosexual family. So we raise them up, but they really are cuckoos.
Now wait! These made me think a little bit. From what I know emotional development has nothing to do with gender of the parents. I always believed that rising up kids meant love, affection, care, patience, taking responsibilities and accountability. All this things are not gender related. I would say they are more related to personal development and maturity. I guess I was wrong. The lesbians tricked me into believing what they wanted. They are good! They are better than Mosad!
Marcel said to me the other day when he was in Eressos he did not see one single good looking lesbian. I didn't believe him. I almost regularly watch these movies where woman made love to each other and they always look very nice. But in the crude reality I realized Marcel was right. Out of the all lesbians we saw that evening there was only one very nice. One. So there is another theory about this: the majority of lesbians are not good looking because they have an increased testosterone production or the level of the testosterone in their blood is higher than average women population.
I studied hormones in several classes during my university years. And they always gave me problems. It is a complicated thing. During one of the exams I also got a question about hormones: it was about progesterone/estrogen cycle. I still remember I asked for some additional time before answering. I had to draw the cycle on a piece of paper and use all of the logic potential I had and it was barely enough. Women. Way to complicated. Never understood them. I passed the exam. The professor was a woman. I guess she was glad I knew at least the logical part of it.
What I wanted to say is that with my basic hormone knowledge I can not discuss the level of testosterone in lesbian population and the effect of it on their apperance. But I will check it out. Somehow it does not really click in my mind...
Truth is my educated assumption at the end of the previous blog entry was not educated at all. It was just a plain assumption. The better looking part of our bunch, our two ladies, were not interesting to the lesbian community in Skala Eressos at all. The only increased testosterone level connected with them is not theirs... ;)
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